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Jokes NOT to say to her parents, I should know
What do a jew and hard nipple have in common? They both go away after a hot shower A man and a boy are walking through the woods. Boy: It sure is scary in this forest Man: You’re tellin’ me! I have to walk home alone. What’s the difference between old people and slinkies? Nothing, they’re both usless ...
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